Dec 29, 2012

Shave or Crave???

This post is a part of the Shave or Crave movement in association with Blog Adda - The biggest community of Indian bloggers.

Every time i  miss out on my waxing sessions I get to hear from my partner ,"you looking like a hairy ape". I know, that is pretty rude but then i take it with a pinch of salt because i know  every dog or rather ape has his or her day. And here is my day !!What other way to get back at guys than this blogging contest wherein i can vent out all my frustrations for they keeping that ugly evening stubble without being rude .

Shaving is much more easier and pain free than  through the horrid painful waxing sessions we ladies have to go through . I believe guys are plain lazy to shave off their evening stubble and glorify their laziness by calling the look " the hot unshaven look "or rather the "unkempt look". If we look like a hairy ape without waxing ,you look no less than a bear.

Few ways by which i can buy my partner to shave off his stubble is :
(PS: Weak hearted ones can stay away... Beware this post is by a lady scorned  :P...)

1)For All partners (Keeping him away from bed): Keeping stubble is equal to lack of hygiene .And those who can't maintain hygiene can stay off the bed. The couch looks more appropriate for guy with the stubble.
Free Tip: Use Gillete Products to have a clean face. Having an attractive face is something that you cant do anything about honey!!It depends on your genes ..But keeping a clean shaven face is something that you can do...Go buy a Gillette razor

2) For foodie partners (Go on a kitchen strike): No cooking food or rather whipping out dishes which you know he hates the most can do wonders. As it is said that a way to a man's heart is via food; i believe enroute heart we can reach the stubble too..Try out!!
Free Tip : Five minutes of  shaving is much a healthier option than staying hungry!!Stay hungry! Stay Foolish!!!

3) For Social Media Addict Partners : If you have partners who are hooked on to the social media sites rather than spending time with you, you can use it against them...Sending out tweets, messages, smses which say 
"Tommy (our pet) is looking better than you these days... So Gifting you a mirror !And guess what there is a razor in too ! Go get yourself a clean shaven look.

4) For Football Lovers  : On the day when his favourite teams are playing against  each other , be the incharge of the remote control. Rather you control the remote. If this won't work , nothing else will.
Free Tip : Sit in front of the TV set and use the Wonderful Gillette Shaving products and get clean in no second. Why let the dirty, prickly stubble be the villain of  your football dreams.
Yes there is more to come!!Didn't i warn you i am a super bitch ;) :P

5) For techno freaks :  Being Techno crazy is directly proportional  to growing stubble. Hiding away their I-pads  and laptops and replacing them with an impressive shaving kit. And not giving the laptops back until the beard is gone off course.

6) For the Family Man Types : Your can get  your kids draw an image of their father  like this  and paste it on the front room and you can encourage the kids to flaunt their talent.
And you can give a  suitable caption for their cute pic which says "Daddy Bear- est " :P

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                                   Edited by : the scorned lady herself :)

7) For the Romantic Ones : Adorn a veil when he comes in closer for that special  kiss he has been longing for throughout the day. And let him know you are going to stay this way throughout if he doesnt get rid of that pricky stubble.

8) Go for a group activity. While you wax yourself off ,ask him to shave off his stubble.( I can be good too ;):) )

Free Advice:
For All the Guys : No gal likes the unkempt look.The only thing that crosses their minds are "Yuck he looks dirty" So rush win and grab a shaving kit and get yourself clean while we too go waxing our hair off...

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