- I have been pondering over that XYZ issue and thinking over it. It took most of my time.
- I have a terrible system . Just can’t work on it
- Feeling sick .
- I have been helping the new colleague with his systems and logins
- Oh, we had a meeting? My outlook seems to have betrayed me.
- Am upset over my appraisals.
- And I am going to stay upset for one, two ,three …may be till the next appraisal :-/
- The guy sitting next to me stinks and it distracts me.
- My dog is unwell.(As if it was the dog we hired!!)
- There was a robbery at my place. And my laptop
was a part of the loot. So calling it off for the day(yeah !! it was I who
looted… damn!such resources)
- Both my hands are paining and I don’t think I can make that ppt.(can I provide you with a masseur ?)
- Bas ! yar aaj mood hi nai hai( Yes and I am being paid to take care of your mood swings.. Lift your ass and get to work !!!)
- My cousin is coming from bangalore and so I cant be giving support to the production systems . My parents want me to take him around. Which place would be the best to roam around ? ( Our Office!! Why don’t you bring him here ?)
- I have been shifting to a new rented apartment. And so I can’t come to office today.. On being asked, why on a Friday , you have two days of weekend… The reply comes,” I would need rest after all the relocation “( Oh really?!!Grrr)
- My maid has gone on a strike. ( Do you expect me to come during a period of such crisis?)