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Every time i miss out on my waxing sessions I get to hear
from my partner ,"you looking like a hairy ape". I know, that is
pretty rude but then i take it with a pinch of salt because i know every dog or rather ape has his or her day. And
here is my day !!What other way to get back at guys than this blogging contest
wherein i can vent out all my frustrations for they keeping that ugly evening stubble
without being rude .
Shaving is much more easier and pain
free than through the horrid painful
waxing sessions we ladies have to go through . I believe guys are plain lazy to
shave off their evening stubble and glorify their laziness by calling the look
" the hot unshaven look "or rather the "unkempt look". If
we look like a hairy ape without waxing ,you look no less than a bear.
Few ways by which i can buy my
partner to shave off his stubble is :
(PS: Weak hearted ones can stay away...
Beware this post is by a lady scorned :P...)
1)For All partners (Keeping him away from
bed): Keeping stubble is equal to lack of hygiene .And those who can't maintain
hygiene can stay off the bed. The couch looks more appropriate for guy with the
stubble.
Free Tip: Use Gillete Products to
have a clean face. Having an attractive face is something that you cant do anything
about honey!!It depends on your genes ..But keeping a clean shaven face is
something that you can do...Go buy a Gillette razor
2) For foodie partners (Go on a
kitchen strike): No cooking food or rather whipping out dishes which you know
he hates the most can do wonders. As it is said that a way to a man's heart is
via food; i believe enroute heart we can reach the stubble too..Try out!!
Free Tip : Five minutes of shaving is much a healthier option than
staying hungry!!Stay hungry! Stay Foolish!!!
3) For Social Media Addict Partners :
If you have partners who are hooked on to the social media sites rather than
spending time with you, you can use it against them...Sending out tweets,
messages, smses which say
"Tommy (our pet) is looking
better than you these days... So Gifting you a mirror !And guess what there is
a razor in too ! Go get yourself a clean shaven look.
4) For Football Lovers : On the day when his favourite teams are
playing against each other , be the
incharge of the remote control. Rather you control the remote. If this won't
work , nothing else will.
Free Tip : Sit in front of the TV set
and use the Wonderful Gillette Shaving products and get clean in no second. Why
let the dirty, prickly stubble be the villain of your football dreams.
Yes there is more to come!!Didn't i
warn you i am a super bitch ;) :P
5) For techno freaks : Being Techno crazy is directly proportional to growing stubble. Hiding away their I-pads and laptops and replacing them with an
impressive shaving kit. And not giving the laptops back until the beard is gone
off course.
6) For the Family Man Types : Your
can get your kids draw an image of their
father like this and paste it on the front room and you can
encourage the kids to flaunt their talent.
And you can give a suitable caption for their cute pic which
says "Daddy Bear- est " :P
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Edited by : the scorned lady herself :)
7) For the Romantic Ones : Adorn a
veil when he comes in closer for that special
kiss he has been longing for throughout the day. And let him know you
are going to stay this way throughout if he doesnt get rid of that pricky
stubble.
8) Go for a group activity. While you
wax yourself off ,ask him to shave off his stubble.( I can be good too ;):) )
Free Advice:
For All the Guys : No gal likes the
unkempt look.The only thing that crosses their minds are "Yuck he looks
dirty" So rush win and grab a shaving kit and get yourself clean while we
too go waxing our hair off...
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